Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Writing Tired

It's tough to be a writer sometimes. You run out of coffee, your pen breaks, you realize you've been masturbating for hours.

And sometimes you get tired. Being tired is to writing what being gay is to having sex with women. Meaning, things get confusing and it ends in tears and man-stained socks.

I'm tired right now. See what happens? None of this makes any sense. Why is Hillary Duff in this Bridgestone commercial? Pillow eggs.

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